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Now that we’re all solo hiking and camping, how do we replace the outdoor advice we get from our drunk buddies? The incredible Hiker Buddy App is the answer!
The Hiker Buddy App is for your iPhone or Android smartphone. It’s for the solo outdoorsman who wants to feel like his buddies are with him.
What? You say your buddies get drunk whenever you’re camping? No problem! The app is designed to give the same high-quality advice you can only get from your best drunk hiking and camping buds.
Here’s a sample of the advice this incredible app offers:
- “Are you scared? What a wuss!”
- “The water looks clear, so you can drink it.”
- “I bet you can’t pet that moose!”
This Hiking Buddy is ready for any situation. Is your campfire not peppy enough?
Throw some gasoline on it.
Wildlife problems?
Trust me: In these parts, hot dogs actually repel bears.
The app is ready to give advice on all outdoor skills. It gives valuable advice on knife use:
The pink things are fingers
It helps you with navigation:
We’re not lost. We just need to walk further.
It even provides practical hygiene advice:
Always wear a long-sleeved shirt. It gives you something to wipe your nose on.
And with a paid upgrade, Hiking Buddy will give pre-trip advice:
You can carry more beer if you leave the first-aid kit behind
The Hiking Buddy is waterproof and impact proof. And unlike your friends, it is resistant to alcohol.
You need a Hiking Buddy today. To purchase your Hiking Buddy App, just click this link.
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