Animal ID Joke

The “Animal Game”

One day a first grade teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a
picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises
a hand.

The teacher says, “See it’s long neck? What animal has a long neck?”
Sally holds up her hand and asks, “Is it a giraffe?”
“Very good Sally,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up
their hands. “See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?”
Billy holds up his hand and says, “It’s a zebra.”
“Very good Billy,” the teacher replies.

Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognize
the animal. “See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns
like this?” Still no one guesses. She says, “Let me give you another hint.
It’s something your mother calls your father.”

Johnny’s hand shoots up.  “I know what it is!”, he shouts, “It’s a horny bastard!!!”   😀