10 Funny Corona Virus Sayings for the Outdoors (Humor)

Botta’s Pocket Gopher sheltering in place

Botta’s Pocket Gopher sheltering in place

 

With the Corona virus dominating the news, I thought you might enjoy some funny sayings I’ve heard this past week.  Some are outdoors-related and some are about being stuck indoors

Do you have some of your own?  Add them in the comments, below.

 

Corona Virus and the Outdoors

1.  I hope this virus gets resolved before tick season starts, or we’ll have Corona with Lyme Disease.

2.  Shelter in place is like solo backpacking: I either showered this morning or last Wednesday.  Who’s to say?  We’ll never know.

 

Corona Virus and Optimism

3.  I’m an optimist, I see the bottle of Purell as half full!

4.  Stay positive, but don’t test positive!

 

Corona Virus and Cooking

5.  It turns out I don’t want to eat salad in the apocalypse either.

6.  Learning to cook at home:

Day 1:  I’m gonna get so good at cooking! 

Day 3:  Ah, another perfectly toasted Pop Tart!

 

Corona Virus and Being Stuck Indoors

7.  Well I guess it’s time to learn my kids’ names.

8.  Homeschooling day 1: trying to get this kid transferred out of my class.

9.  I thought I was a homebody this whole time, but it turns out I’m a bewheretheheckIwannabe-body.

10.  Oh, so *now* everyone wants to know what introverts do for fun.

 

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